Laser Graves

This week we discuss albino street thugs, flying vampire children and men's fashion in the 1986 horror/comedy Vamp, a real gem from the mid-80s. The iconic Grace Jones brings an art house vibe to this oddball story of wise-cracking frat boys who find themselves avoiding the grasp of some disgustingly long undead toenails. Turn on your neon lights, plug in the fog machine and drop the needle on an inexplicably misplaced musical score as we journey into the sewers of this classic vampire flick.
 
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Hey everyone, it's finals week at Laser Graves High and your co-hosts Maria Rose and E.K. Wimmer turn in an A+ compare/contrast episode. We're pulling double duty and tackling Stephen King's classic 1983 Novelette Cycle of the Werewolf and the 1985 movie adaptation Silver Bullet. There's wheelchair drag racing, a kite loving lycanthrope and Gary Busey! Grab your fireworks and enjoy the show.
 
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Say goodbye to your brain and hello to your co-hosts Maria Rose and E.K. Wimmer as they discuss the 1983 cult film Get Crazy. Music, explosions and a helicopter. At one point there's a shark swimming through several feet of filthy water in the men's bathroom while a guy offers people bong hits for a dollar, need I say more?
 
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This week we discuss The Inhuman Condition (1985), volume IV in Clive Baker's Books of Blood series. Join us as we examine the drama of sexually frustrated ghosts, perfecting a British accent and Satan's hilarious practical jokes, mainly leaving his turds on peoples staircases. Enjoy! 

Each week on Laser Graves we work to bring you life-altering content and this week is no different. Some may call it "progressive entrapment" but we see it more as cultivating listeners. In this episode our insights are as huge as Tawny Kitaen's hair so that's really insightful. We analyze the meaning of true friendship, juggling oranges and why ghosts have such sensitive feelings. If you miss this episode it would be multiple sadness. Don't forget to subscribe, rate and review.
 
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Hungry for a new episode of Laser Graves? Great! This week we discuss the artsy cult horror film Parents (1989). Enjoy Randy Quaid being very Randy Quaid and a Mid-Century house to die for. Make sure you sleep with your pajamas on so you don't have nightmares of forgetting to download this finger-licking good episode! Theme song: E.K. WimmerFollow us on Instagram @lasergraves

Were you super afraid, yet freakishly fascinated by mummies like we were in the 1980s? Great! This week we discuss author Joan Lowery Nixon's classic children's horror novel The House on Hackman's Hill. This was a personal favorite for co-host Maria Rose growing up, so join us as we take a trip down memory lane and learn why Maria developed a life-long fear of spooky situations that will never happen in real life. There are hidden passages, deaths, Egyptian artifacts and survival pro-tips from a 12 year old. So grab a flashlight, stuff a cookie in your pocket and spend the next hour with us exploring The House On Hackman's Hill!
 
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Finally, an episode your weird uncle who still lives in your grandparent's basement will be excited about! This week we discuss a masterpiece of 80s Japanese anime, Vampire Hunter D. There are undead cyberpunks, sexy snake sirens and epic blood-fueled fight scenes so you know this film is rad. Tell your sarcastic talking hand to shut it so you can enjoy another satisfying episode of Laser Graves.
 
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Road Pirates beware, your co-hosts Maria Rose and E.K. Wimmer are tackling this episode with tiger blood in their veins. This week we discuss The Wraith, a Laser Graves approved classic that has everything you could ever desire in an 80s movie. Don't believe us? Try this on for size: Rad cars, cool outfits, fog machines, babes, hunks, neon lights, heavy metal, death, gangs, drugs, overacting and story that only vaguely makes sense. So look out for Clint Howard's hair and let the magic take hold!
 
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This week prepare to be spooked, not only by a creepy little girl's mullet, but also by author Mary Downing Hahn's classic 1986 children's horror novel Wait Till Helen Comes. If you enjoy stories about dramatic pre-teens, fire, death and craft fair art then have we got the episode for you! Do yourself a favor and listen to this haunting episode of Laser Graves now before Helen comes!
 
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